1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[redpandasareLIFE]

5476

Shake alllllll of the soda cans and bottles and begin to open them all at once. Make sure people are around to get them sticky, too.

[raven [烏]]

5477 ; spend more than 5 minutes in the soup aisle

[Guest]

5478 - stretch your arm out to the shelves and knock Everything off in Every aisle

[galaxyy.]

5479
take each piece of clothing off the hanger on only one side and make sure it's still hanging. at least you did the employees a favor by not dropping them!

[ChevyTheQH]

5480

Supercharge all the mobility scooters

These things v

[Belmoth]

Walk around with a open box of icecream slowly eating it and see how long it takes a employee to ask for a receipt. Then just run like bloody murder when they ask for it, even though you DO IN FACT have a receipt (:

[HennHenn]

5482

Attempt to power a kid's toy plastic car using only potatoes

[creepbyradiohead]

5483 -- unleash an army of one hundred frogs in the store

[**~Morgie~**]

5484; go around jumping out from aisles scaring people

[LittleMaple]

5485
say that youre going to do a magic trick and then proceed to twist your body in ungodly ways before saying "so, ya like jazz?" and then running away