1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[sea glass.]

39.
Walk up to an employee and ask, "How may I help you?"

EDIT: Yay I started a new page ^^

[The BadWolf]

40. Walk up to a random employee and say
"You look like a duck."

[FennecDesert]

41. Pretend to have a heart attack, falling on the floor twitching spasmodically clutching your heart. "pass out".
Then right when they're on the phone with an ambulance just get up and walk away.

[The BadWolf]

42. Follow an employee around staring at them, trying not to blink.

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43.
Tackle an employee
like, all out, hard core, run-and-jump on them tackle. with a battle cry.

[Cloud_Strife]

44: Ask a random person if they like the sort of cake you've chosen and then say that you don't need that much. So you open the container and karate chop it in half and put the top back on and carry on through the store as if nothing happened.

EDIT: The half of the cake you don't take is squashed all over the floor.

[Cloud_Strife]

45: Adopting a 'no clothes while shopping' policy.

[Cloud_Strife]

46: Suppose you are in aisle 9...

Trashing all the food off the shelves and then breaking into the nearest check out and state over the intercom "Clean up on aisle 9".

[Cloud_Strife]

47: Stacking toilet paper and go bowling with a inflatable ball.

48: Open boxes and eat them on the floor while 'testing' various movies you have not yet seen.

[Whilloh Rayneh]

49 put whip cream around your mouth so it looks like you're foaming at the mouth and pretend to be blind and bump into everyone and everything and scream 'WHY DID THE LIGHTS GO OUT?! WHY CAN'T I FEEL ANYTHING?!?!?!"

50 Run up to a random person and tell them they are dead and you are there to bring them back to Earth.