1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[sunset-llover]

stealing somebody's coupons straight from their cart

[Light Bringer]

Start throwing salt at people screaming "You've just been...Assalted!"

[Darkamil]

Start throwing salt at people screaming "You've just been...Assalted!"

(Oh... My... GOD XD)
Wear a random fursuit and just slap everyone you find and do a weird noise.

[moonlit.]

When any announcement comes on assume fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! SHEILA! It's those voices again!"

[TheCrowAtMidnight]

Jump on the register, you have a bucket on your head, army clothes on, and a back pack on, with a machete in hand, you scream in a mega phone, "Its the apocalypse!!!!"

[Togami Byakuya]

Play "sweatshirt"

[sparkbreeze]

Get thousands of Pikachus, make them use thunderbolt and electrify everyone.

[Darkamil]

Throw sport balls at people's faces and then run "THE WORLD IS ENDING!"

[FlappySheep]

Go to the crafts area, make a mess by building a nyan cat, and sing their theme song, while stealing food from the resident McDonalds.

(My life goal xD)

[finn!]

hide in the clothing section and grab people's feet when they walk by. bonus: steal their shoes