1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

My gallery · by **sampo** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:37 am

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Go to their paint section and spraypaint EVERYTHING.

My gallery · by **iAmProcrastinating** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:19 pm

Dress in a monkey costume, unpeel all of the bananas, and start smashing them on everything including people's faces

My gallery · by **x__x** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:39 pm

ride an alpaca into the store

were you expecting more?

My gallery · by **cinnamonbun.** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:40 pm

go into up to a kid and whisper "everything if 100% percent off if you scream and dont stop"

My gallery · by **x__x** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:44 pm

scream
"'MURICA hell YEAH"
into the intercom

My gallery · by **bucky.** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:44 pm

Go to the produce section, scream "FOOD FIGHT!" And fruit at people.

My gallery · by **Starstruck_Parrot** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:45 pm

Start singing anaconda in the megaphone.

My gallery · by **x__x** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:45 pm

lick the cashier

My gallery · by **ikuseru** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:47 pm

Scream "I'm a toaster! ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!"

My gallery · by **x__x** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:50 pm

ask children if they want free candy