1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Bayleef]

3362: Get wood, a lighter, marshmallows and metal stakes. Go into an aisle with flammable items on the shelves. Start a fire with the wood and lighter, put marshmallows on the stakes and shout 'BONFIRE'. Then after you run out of wood use the flammable stuff on the shelves. After all that is used, leave the store like nothing happened while the fire burns down Walmart.
{I dare somebody to go do it XD}
*started page 338*

[abxy]

3363: Dress as a homestuck troll and start throwing buckets filled with assorted hemospectrum colors (but diluted) at everyone.

[Moonifest]

3364: Crawl around meowing and pawing everyone like a little kitty cat XD

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3365: fill the coffee mugs with gold fish

[Pepurrmint]

3366: Make a toilet paper fort and get found by an employee

[DELETE ACCOUNT PLE]

3367 : Be a fat ugly furry then jump on people and scream . '' IM DONALD TRUMP !!!! ''

[Silverdiamond]

Number 3368: Put on cloak, pull hood over your face, and creepily stalk customers while making Golum noises

[lilymei.]

3369: jump on shelves saying "ninja" over and over before flying out a window.

[Silverdiamond]

That is the best way I've read *Clap* bravo

[Darkamil]

3370: Make a karaoke using a random thing next to you and then throw random things at people then run away screaming "IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!!" like crazy.
PS: For extra points, use a cart in the escape.