1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[WafflesTheCat]

Juggle very expensive glass vases while dancing on top of the produce isle
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[Olive;]

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Hide behind an isle then jump out and say, “I’m back from Narnia!”
Note: this works even better with Ikea’s closets!

[7_Tales]

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be me

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Bring in a couple garder snakes and put them in random places where small children would find them

[MythicalWoods]

Bury yourself in toilet paper then when a small child walks by you moan and break through the toilet paper
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[ink-smudge]

3347. Set out all toy action figures and army men in the isle and film your own movie, loudly, about their battles, adventures, and struggles.

[durden.]

3348: Make a shopping cart barricade around the chip aisle so nobody can get in.

[MythicalWoods]

Go to the kids section and sit beside two dolls, and when a kid comes by you reach for a lock of their hair and you twirl it and whisper, "This never happened.."
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[Shabbat Shalom]

3350: Walk into the bread isle and START SMASHING ALL THOSE AMAZINGLY FLUFFY WHITE BREAD LOAVES!!!!

[Snowyybird]

PULL DOWN A EMPLOYEES PANTS AND RUN DOWN THE ISLE SCREAM "CHEESE PUFFS!THE CHEESE PUFFS ARE COMIN YALL"