1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[barbiecustard]

1. Open all the Pringles packets in the store
2. Mix them all up.
3. Shriek and say the company made a mistake.
4. When they find you out, try to bribe them with 2 months free on Netflix.

[Guest]

Open all the lunchables, and make an odd number of every item that has more than 1 piece to it.
Open all the socks and change them up.
buy 1 of every single shoe pair.
Eat what you pick while you shop.

[WerewolfBones]

2248

1.) Bring a spray bottle.
2.) Spray any person of choice
3.) While spraying said person, sing "Under The Sea"

[Sm;)e]

2249

Bring your pet dragon to Wal-mart

[Zira.]

2250

Go to the jewelry counter and ask to try on a ring, once you have it in you hand run of screaming "My Precious!"

[silky.moth.is.gone]

2251


Chase anyone in high heels yelling, "CINDERELLA COME BACK TO ME MY LOVE!"

[The 1 & Only Aqub]

2252: Ask an employee for help finding a bike, then once you have one jump on it and ride off... straight into a shelf, knocking stuff over.

[wolleywolffey]

run around in a wet sit stareing at ppl then farting and throwing random stuff

[The.Vampire]

saying "I believe i can fly!" With pool noodles under your arms, flapping them like a bird would then say, "I believe i can touch your butt" and slap their butt with the pool noodle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM7gUrYAJmU

[barbiecustard]

1. Download all sorts of stuff on the computers
2. Try every sample in the store - finish them all
3. If someone tells you to stop say "I'm a growing (insert gender)"