1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Naturally.]

2238
Plug your iPhone into a portable speaker, crank it on full volume, hide it somewhere and play nyan cat for 10 hrs

[BunsBunsBuns]

2239

--Touch all the melons.

[goldEagle_04]

2240
crash into the store by slamming in to the wall, and then eating all the food for your dinner

[Naturally.]

2241
Throw all the melons.

[BunsBunsBuns]

2242
Play bowling with all the melons.

[WerewolfBones]

2243
Five easy steps!

1.) Bring a whistle
2.) go up to a random worker
3.) sing "Whistle while you work" then blow your whistle
4.) run away
5.) repeat with another random worker

[currents]

2244

Yell in the speaker that Walmart is closing because the world is ending. Then as loud as you can turn on " Eye of the Tiger " on a speaker while yelling at employees to motivate them.

[mikae]

2245

gather up all of the people in the building and yell "GET DUNKED ON" into a speaker

[poekry]

step 1) wear a princess dress and go to walmart.
step 2)get some princess-related items
step 3) go to the registers and start screaming about how this is fantasization and that you shouldn't do this because princesses have feelings too.
step 4) start singing really loudly the entire "this is me" song

[Tsukỉ]

2247
eat every sample in the store
then wear everything in the clothes sections, which I mean everything so the workers have to fold them all up
pretend to buy everything and cancel your purchase last minute
then to top it off, dance on top of the food court stand singing "WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE".