1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[w a t e r c o l o r]

Open random things and eat them, scream loudly when the intercom comes on, and pretend to be knocked out in the wine aisle.

[norvina!]

Drink all of the wine then walk up to someone and be like HUMPITY HUMP HUMP

[Jay_wolf*]

10-Open everything

[Geralt&Ciri<3]

Take all the trolleys/shopping carts and fill them up with everything
Including other shoppers

[mewtheblue1]

2,212 going down the isles in a shopping cart with a broom and knocking down all the food and anyone that gets in the way.

[slug]

skip around the isles and flailing at anyone while eating food that you havent bought

[Kyireana]

2214- Head down the soap isle and start dumping all the soap you find down the isle, and turn it into a slip and slide! WHEEEEEE!

[Cry_peanut]

2215- Play marco polo across the store while screaming it as loud as you can c:

[ʟᴏʟʙɪᴛ]

Dress up as a troll and walk over to the bucket isle and scream your head off

[SnowoFall]

2217-
ask everyone in the parking lot if they think your outfit is nice. When you find someone who says that you/your clothes are ugly, wait for them to enter walmart, become 60 meters tall, kick into walmart, become a grim reminder to walmart