1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Echo255]

Grabs packs of bubblegum chew some up and stick it to the backs of peoples heads

[two2sided]

2101 - Grab everything off the shelves and pretend to be a pile of rubbish on the ground

[Realbluekirby]

Kiss random people

[sparkbreeze]

Open every single thing in there and say ''CAN'T STOP ME NOOBS!''

[jellie10]

2104 - scream "NOOBZ" and pretend the seasonal decoration boxes are building blocks, slap people if they try to stop you, and eat stolen lollipops. Works well especially in Halloween and Christmas.

[creed.]

2105 - dress up as santa and sit on a chair
when kids come to sit on your lap, steal their candy and run away

[~IceFang~]

2106:
Come riding in on a dogsled and throw snowballs while yelling HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[g note]

Run into the store with an octopus costume on and some paintballs and scream, "I'MA INK ALL Y'ALL!" And shoot paintballs everywhere.

[sashiyaki]

Run around the store with a friend while the Attack on Titan opening song is playing on the speakers and let your friend drive around with you in the cart. MUST BE DRESSED UP IN THE 3D GEAR AND SCREAMING "I WILL KILL ALL OF THE TITANS!" while you stab all of the tvs and if it's Christmas... all of the big blow up things. Hehe.. I actually did this once.. just without stabbing things... lol..

[G1 Sunstreaker]

#2109: Do everything on this list over the course of 3 days.