1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[dewypower]

2118
Start running around and causing mayhem while screaming "HELP! THE DEMON HAS ESCAPED! I'M BEING POSSESSED!" in a terrified voice

[serendipity-]

2119
TP the toilet paper isle. Ironic!

2120
Throw fish out of tanks and into the salads at the deli and yell, "be free!"

[dudevinci]

2122

Grab chocolate chips and throw them at people's faces while screeching,"OMG ITS REINDEEER POOP Y'ALL!!!!"

[Totty]

2123

Jump in the large part of someone's cart where the food and stuff goes and just stare at them straight in the eyes while making your eyes look huge and strange o,o. When they try to touch the cart just make crying noises. When they get their fingers off of the cart, just stop and continue staring. Start sucking your thumb and whispering "Selena Gomez".

[Letsgograss]

2124-
Find the aisle with eggs, take them, make a circle, open all the boxes slowly, and chant "Hatch" quietly

2125-
Set off fireworks inside the store, yelling and screaming while running through the aisles.

[Cuervo]

2126


light sparklers and burn people with the sparks (I've done that and it hurts ;-;)

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Shake soda and set it off, yelling "HAPPY FORTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!"

[.Pixie.]

2128

Hoard all the eggs and sit on them, pretending to be a chicken

[kayaqua]

2129

Smash all the eggs and wreak havoc

[brit.]

2130
Go on the Intercom and Yell "At Walmart we are Happy to RIP YOU OFF!"