1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[moonlit.]

2111

Stuff Brussels sprouts down someone pants and then spank them while screaming "EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!"

[dewypower]

2112
Hold a plastic water pistol then dramatically enter and point it at a cashier then scream 'THIS IS A ROBBERY!'

[kidcores.]

213

Go up to someone in a red shirt and ask "want to join team magma?"

[dewypower]

2114
Ask people if they'd like to buy 1000 1946 calendars for a very high and if they ask why old calendars are so high priced tell them they'll be worth a lot when 1946 comes around again

[Cuervo]

2113



Cover the doors in duck tape and pour ice bags all over the foyer and laugh when people fall

[// Kzryail]

start yelling "TALLYHO" and taking everyone's shiny items

[Letsgograss]

2114
Make either a pillow fort or a TP package fort and find plastic swords. Fight anyone who wants to pass your fort.

[AthenaDawg]

2115

Get all the staff to you and run away

[peachy keen-]

2,116
gather all of the skittles packages you can find, rip them open & scatter them all over the store while yelling, "taste the rainbow!"

[xXCrunkcakezXx]

2117
Have a huge rave party there. Cosplay included.