1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[drill]

2099
Bring a giant (Real live bear in a cage) bear into the store and then put a color on it somehow and bring out the clowns and then knock over the ills with the bear and then have an epic battle with the bear X3

[Cuervo]

2100


Sleep on the conveyer belt while knocking down all of the gum and candy

[xXCrunkcakezXx]

21001
Use the conveyor belt as a treadmill

21002
Open a box filled with locusts (the big kind) and scream "GO MY CHILDREN!! FEAST!!!" And laugh evilly as they fly around eating anything they can

[Letsgograss]

21003

Ask people questions, then when they answer yell "RHETORICAL QUESTION!" and poke them until they leave. Repeat.

[artisticdog.]

21004 Grabbing a plastic sword and charging at people, screaming, "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAND!"

[bailey;]

21,4005 - Take all the butters and oils from the grocery isles and put it all over the floors as fast as you can before you get kicked out.
Watch the people slip as you get dragged away, caught, slippery handed. :3c

[Kaia*Scarlet]

21006
Gallop in on a horse in a stable outfit and jump all the iles and have a crop to knock over all the iles.
then walk out on the horse singing Tick Tok obnocshusly running into customers

[Letsgograss]

2107(just realized we skipped about 19,000 ahead XD)
walk around on your hands and feet and breathe heavily around random people. Whisper "Hatch" when they look at you, smiling. For added effect, wear shoes on your hands.

[bailey;]

2108 (I had noticed a bit myself too oops. It seemed off but I didn't know what.)
Walk around with an airhorn and just go "NOOT NOOT" randomly at employees with it.

[kidcores.]

2109
Offer spider legs to EVERYONE you see

2110
Draw mightyenas all over the cereal boxes and ask someone if they want to have a pokemon battle,then yell MIGHTYENA,SHADOWBALL