1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[parker;]

2504: Put on princess outfits and run around until you find that one huge pile of stuff, then sit on it like it's a throne

[Apollosaurus]

2505;

Bring rope and trip unsuspecting shoppers

[Nonnie2020]

2506;
Cover yourself in feathers from pillows and jump from shelf to shelf exclaiming "I CAN FLYY"

[parker;]

2507: Bring your cat and make it do this to a vacuum

[Letsgograss]

2508
Get as many people as you can to dress up as different pokemon, then whenever two or more pokemon meet, a pokemon battle starts. Bonus if you can make the actual pokemon noises.

[when_darkness_falls]

2509
ride the bikes, with foam swards and pretend your in a lancing tornamant

[parker;]

2510: Start running around and yell "SAO IS ON SALE!!!! IT COME WITH NERVEGEAR!!!" and make sure your wearing a helmet that looks like NerveGear and have a plastic sword you poke people with

[xXCrunkcakezXx]

2511
Occupy Walmart. Nuff said.

[mikami]

Aggresively stroke someone's hair, then when they protest, ask them where they've been all your life. Run away and repeat until you're banned from the shop.

[bugbaby]

Opening a bag of dog food, then eating some