1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[bibilee]

2484- Dress in ripped up clothes and get a ladder. Climb onto the shelves and jump from one to another like a monkey, screaming.

[synastry]

Go up to a speaker, acting like Taylor Swift, and sing Blank Space into the speaker.

[vicasterology]

2486-
bring your tarantula farm *that you so conveniently have* and let it loose in a shopping cart
i love how we went past 1000 a long time ago yet we're still going lol

[♥ fefetasprxte ♥]

2487~


become this.

[Letsgograss]

2488-
Shove your OTP's in peoples faces while screeching and knocking people down.

[deadwing]

2489

Become Alois Trancey and order every one around saying "I AM YOUR MASTER!! OBEY ME AND YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW!!!"

[Letsgograss]

2490
Throw bark at people and yell "THE TREES ARE FIGHTING BACK!"

[wrenn]

2491-
Play a game of Quiddich with a person dressed in yellow as the snitch randomly running around, a couple beaters knocking down everything with their clubs, and the goalkeepers are the Walmart employees trying to stop all the destruction(all of this being in Walmart).

[Letsgograss]

2492-
Scream"I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER" and use those mechanical grabber arms on People's items they want to buy.

[synastry]

2493

Go in acting like Bruce Lee with nunchucks and start running around like you're in the middle of a fight.