1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[caeleste]

3131

Ride a giant tricycle down the aisle and crash into the clothes rack.

[TheSongOfTheStars]

3132
Get your horse and let them eat everything in the fresh produce area

[zoooooo]

3133

Buy McDonald's and throw chicken mc nuggets & fries at people shouting "bah bah bah bah I'm loving IT!!!!"

[CANINE-Unit]

Get a ton of bibles and throw them at people saying "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS!!!!"
3134

[sashiyaki]

3135.

Go on the intercom of walmart and start singing a christian song and throw pancakes all over the place.

[❉Pink Gems❉]

3136
Got o the intercom and say FREE CRAP OVA HEE!
Wait for the craziness to commence.

[ill-DOC]

3137
Go on the intercom and scream "BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN AISLE 2!" and watch the in-saneness commence.

[SurrealWings]

3139
Ride a horse into Walmart and shout "VICTORY!"

[Guest]

3140
Take random items, shove it in your pockets, and say "I'm being possessed!"

[redlitt]

3141.
Take a toy sword,and a pack of oreos.Open the oreos and eat them,while running around hitting random people with the sword.For additional effect yell "For Aslan and Narnia!" From time to time with a full mouth