1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Ed Sheeran]

Kiss the ugly cashier and say "You look like Madonna." and smile and wink at her. Then give her Chinese money and say, "I'm kinda rich, so keep the change." and then run out.
Hehe, my brother did this a long time ago when there were green Walmart labels.

[Beanee Weenies]

3123
Follow the nearest person then whisper in their ear, "Notice me Senpai,"

[❉Pink Gems❉]

3123
Follow the nearest person then whisper in their ear, "Notice me Senpai,"

3124
Eat like Fry.
(Take some food from the shelves, eat it and then throw the trash onto the floor.)

[TheSongOfTheStars]

3125
Bring a huge dog in, then take the leash off and throw a stick at someone and yell "YOU TOOK MY DOG"S TOY!"

[CANINE-Unit]

3126

Walk around throwing yellow powder at people while wearing black, hooded robes... like in guardians of the galaxy

[canary.]

3127

In every aisle, dump everything off of it, especially if its fragile....

[sodacat]

3128

start singing in the middle of an aisle.. yodel

[lettucelechuga]

3129

Start break dancing in the middle of the aisle while purposely throwing stuff off the shelves

[pinkpinkpink]

3130
Gather friends, dress up as the Avengers, run around in character. Bonus points for Hulk-smashing everything breakable.

[CANINE-Unit]

3130
Gather friends, dress up as the Avengers, run around in character. Bonus points for Hulk-smashing everything breakable.

I LOVE YOU.