1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Invalid username]

3102

Walk around the milk aisle and mummer " i want chocolate milk.

[Daytime-Despair]

3103

Go round with a potato with glasses on and yell. "I AM THE MUCHINGBROTATO!" (I watch way too much youtube)

[Jxdas]

3104
Jump and fall face flat on the floor, and start screaming loudly.

[The Legacy]

3106) Hide in the clothes rack in a Golden Freddy costume and jumpscare people. Repeat until kicked out. (It won't take long)

[◀ lapis lazuli ▶]

3107
Run around the store with a megaphone saying random things. In a tutu.

[CANINE-Unit]

3108

Set up a hammock between the checkout isle numbers and wear a fake beard, crossing your legs and going: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Uuuuumumumumummmmmmmm.....

[silky.moth.is.gone]

3109

Run around screaming "I'VE BEEN MURDERED HELP!" or just put cream in your mouth and bite people. (Rabies scare X3)

[The Legacy]

3110) Paint a triangle around your eye and run around screaming: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

[silky.moth.is.gone]

3110) Paint a triangle around your eye and run around screaming: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

(XD)

3111

Hide in the cat carriers and wait to be bought.

[CANINE-Unit]

3112

Ride through the isles on a black thoroughbred in a calvary uniform followed by blue tick hounds and blast a trumpet occasionally saying: "RIDE ON, CALVARY!!"