1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Sage_da_cat]

3093

Walk up to a random person and say I know your secret and if they ask "what" you sing the "Ra Ra Cleopatra" song

Me and my friend did this at school all day today

[happythepug]

Take a barney item and go up to the cash register and sing the barney theme song. And then run away and as you run yell BARNEY!!!!

[asinglefeather]

3094-
Whenever the announcements come on the intercom, writhe around on the ground and yell "THE VOICE FROM ABOVE IS SPEAKING TO MEEEEE!"

[Shadowolf64]

3095

Run around dressed as the Kool aid dude and drink all of the Kool aid

[spooktunes]

3096

Download FNAF on a computer, and when an animatronic jumpscares you, start running around screaming, "I'M STUFFED IN A SUIT! I'M STUFFED IN A SUIT!"

[Arthur Morgan.]

3097

Grab one of those bulk packages of water and ask a store helper if it comes in diet. Then when they say no, say: "Well... I'm really on a diet."

[polyphon]

3098
Go to the fish section, open up the flap the workers use to feed them, and desperately try to grab the fish while splashing around as much as possible

[Daytime-Despair]

3099

Dress up as Nyan Cat and run around the store singing the Nyan Cat song.

[ill-DOC]

3100

Put on the Geddan song and spazz out on the floor after yelling "GEDDAN" with the music. hopefullysomeonesheardofthatmeme

[abxy]

3101

Hook up a computer to all the TVs and play FNAF on that computer with the volume on both the computer and TV all the way up...