1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Kensium]

Milk carton joust!!!! It's when two people get in a cart and use milk cartons (full) and joust and the milk goes EVERYWHERE!

[Gwenfoxe]

Grab some rolls of wrapping paper, steal a baby from a cart and run away to a corner, then wrap up the baby and put it back in the cart, screaming, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!"

[esoteric]

Go in every row of whip cream and put it in your mouth and spray it in other peoples mouth forcibly and yell "WHIP CREAM PARTY!.!.!.!" and throw the empty cans at people that don't have whip cream already.

[paperjack.]

212. Sit on a persons foot
213. Cry like a baby in the baby section while trying to put on a diaper

[Gwenfoxe]

214. Punch the store clerk in the face, screaming, K.O!!!!

[Bothofus]

215.
Go cart racing down the aisles. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*cra-smash*

[tinygeck]

Take all the different flavored oreos and blindfold random people, then make them do the oreo challenge. When they're finished, if they don't beat you to death first, take a gallon of milk and pour it in their mouth until they can't hold anymore and are forced to spit it out. After that, crush up oreos and sprinkle it in their hair and scream. "ITS THE OREO MONSTER! EVERYBODY RUN!"

[~Melly~]

217. Go to the store with your brother. When he makes you angry, yell "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" and eat him.

[loveiost]

Find a cat with rabies and something and set it out on all the walmart shoppers so they all get bitten.

[Rainby Floof]

Chase everybody and steal their food screaming just like a seagull.