1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Shadowolf64]

190.

Do the Duggie on the checkout conter.

[happythepug]

Grab mlp toys stand in front of a worker and fly them around in your hand and say MLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH ARE THESE OH YES 1 DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSongOfTheStars]

192
Grab plastic steak knives and run around stabbing people yelling "For the Shire!!!"
193
Ride a toy pony around and yell "On Shadowfax!"
194 "Twirl a broom at people trying to get into a isle and yell "You shall not pass!

[RedAtMidnight]

195
Get a small, stuffed cat toy and run around smacking people in the face with it (clerks and staff for bonus points) screaming, "FOR THUNDERCLAN!"

[TheSongOfTheStars]

196
Grab a bonless {RAW] chicken and a blender. Plug the blender in and dump in chicken. Pour blend into paper cups and go around offering it to people

[Evanlyn]

197
First paint yourself black, then throw cookies in random people and yell "COME TO THE DARJ SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES!"

[~GangstaAtHeart~]

198
dress up as the joker and steal someones baby, then have a friend dress up as batman and save the baby

[keyitt]

200

Whip cream party

[Evanlyn]

201
Wear a t-shirt with 'Walmart sucks'

[_WhatAreThose!?!_]

202
Go to Walmart and eat all the pizza then slap all the employes. 030