1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Grits336]

169

Grab a stuffed lion, hold it up to the light, and sing the song from lion king

170

Using an orange stuffed cat, hit people around the ankles and yell, "FOR THUNDERCLAN!"

[king.]

171
Grab the live lobsters and say, "THE RISE OF THE KRAKKEENNNNNN!!" Everywhere.

[tricks]

170 Really made me laugh xD

172- Hold up spaghetti and ask people "I'm the lady-will you be the tramp?"

[RedAtMidnight]

173-
Fill 50 water balloons with whip cream, put the carefully into a bucket, and run around Walmart screaming "ITS CHRISTMAS, HERE'S YOUR SNOW." as you smash the balloons into people's faces. C:

[Arrow.Head.]

Get a friend to push you around in a shopping cart while yelling, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"

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175

Get a plunger and start hitting the wall. Smash the wall repeatedly. Yell "I'm training for the Olympics!!"

[happythepug]

175
Put plungers on the wall climb up put 2 for each leg beside each other and yell IM THE KING OF THE WALMART! NOW EVERYTHING IS $1.00!

[tricks]

177

Get a screwdriver. Hit a door with it. When the door does not open, yell "Darnit, Doctor! You forgot to sonic this one!"

[finest desperation]

178
Run into Walmart go to someone and say "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
once they answer (say.. 2014)
hug them and scream "OH MY GAWD I MADE IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

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179

Grab a random person and hug them, yelling "JANET! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!" Especially do this if it is a man you are hugging.