Wrong but funny answers at Homestuck questions

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

I got this idea from "Ridicously wrong answers at Harry Potter Questions". So, some credit to the creator of that thread. This is easy, I will give an example:
Person 1- Why is Karkat always so angry?
Person 2- Because he never has waffles. What is Tavros' real name?
Person 3- G.I. José. Why does Vriska hide waffles?

And so on. You got it? I start-

What is Terezi's real name?

[DaftPunch]

Mrs. Wafflepansie


Who is Equius?

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

Fluttershy in desguise.

Where did Nepeta learn to pilot a ship?

[DaftPunch]

Cronus gave her a magical cupcake.



What is a matesprit?

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

It's your mat.

Why doesn't Sollux like 3d movies?

[DaftPunch]

Lemonsnout told him not to watch them.



Why does Dave wear glasses?

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

Because he has rainbow, twirly eyes, and he wears glasses so he doesn't hipnotize anyone again.

Why does Karkat yell "Wub wub wub wub!" when he runs away?

[DaftPunch]

Because he hates when rainbows listen to dub step.


Who is Karkat's dancestor?

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

Dr. Zoidberg.

What did Aradia do when she found out all Indiana Jones movies were sold out?

[DaftPunch]

She married a cow.


Who is Gamzee?