How to NOT survive a ____________

[AinselWyrd]

pull out your portable folding flame thrower and blast them to the next world
how do you survive a zombie apocylpse

[bud]

Well, what I would do is choose a weapon, and kill everything you see!

How do you survive life?

[emoji movie]

You cry yourself a river, get some wood, and build a bridge and get over it.

how do you survive a annoying sibling

[HP is a potato]

Hide in your room with a laptop in the closet. That's all you need

How do you survive no TV for a month?

[emoji movie]

Well, You go and buy yourself a can of soda, SHAKE IT REALLLLLLY Hard, And open it near your worst enemy
or just go to your mom and say, "MOMMY!!!!!!!! Ill just play computer instead, Then ill go to youtube and type up the episode i wanna watch."

How do you survive a angry mob of dogs

[woodland]

wear a meat dress

how do you survive a t-rex?

[AinselWyrd]

run up to it, slap it say "TAG" and run like hell

hoe do you survive being away from people you care about?

[HP is a potato]

Watch Doctor Who.... Or eat cookies and cry yourself to sleep. Personally I like the first option better.

How do you survive a chicken zombie apocalypse?

[lesbian]

Throw seeds into their eyes and hide in a bake well tart!

How do you survive a giant house-eating cricket apocalypse?