How to NOT survive a ____________

[emoji movie]

How to play:
First, 1 person says "How do you survive a ______" The next player will say what they think you should NOT do.

EXAMPLE:
P1: How do you survive a spelling test?

P2: Go to middle school and nicely ask the principal (Force him or her) To give you the answers
How do you survive a younger sibling?

P3: Call the animal tamers and keep the police on speed dial, just in case the animal tamers run away screaming
How do you survive being in a house on fire?

P2: Take a shower
How do you (And so on)

Rules
No violence
try not to do any thing with romance
please bump
and you should know the rest

I will start:

How do you survive having to read a thick (REALLY THICK) book, that's boring?

[Kosmos]

Cut out some of the pages.
How do you survive science class with the worst teacher ever?

[emoji movie]

Write a note from saying that its from your parent with your siggy, saying " My kid is allergic to you, please go to another school and teach"
How do you survive having a older sister and a younger brother?

[emoji movie]

bump

[Lexa-the-wolf]

Call the zoo

How do you get out of homework?

[emoji movie]

Spread a rumor that homework made the black plague outbreak(hopefully other students believe this >_<)
How do you survive being followed by a loud and chatty 4 year old princess addicted girl

[Lexa-the-wolf]

Say that princess have to kiss frogs

How do you get out of doing chores?

[ferssier ;]

Break everything so your parents won't ask you to help out anymore.

How do you survive your younger sister blaring Justin Bieber music?

[emoji movie]

back away slowly from that area, if she notices, tell her your going ridding with your friends on nyan nyan cat.

How do you survive being tortured by nyan nyan cat?

[ferssier ;]

Eat it's poptart body.

How do you survive being chase by a tiger?