Make Up A Funny "Fact"

[ratsy]

The point of this game is to make up a really funny "fact"! It should sound slightly like a real fact but also be obviously un-real. The fact sphere from Portal is an example:

Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.

Example:
User1: The ability of iguanas to consume hotdogs is limited by the moon: when the moon is full, iguanas cannot consume any hotdogs!
User2: (Ooh, cool, I have a pet iguana!) The most popular frase in the English language is "I'll do it tomorrow."
Rules:
Stay appropriate.

[SorrelDemon]

I think these are from the Fact Core in Portal, but I've always liked these ones-
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo do not have seven words for snow. However, they do have over a hundred words for fudge".

"According to statistics, one in three children will be abducted by the Dutch"