You Know You're a Homestuck When...

[SorrelDemon]

So there's one of these out there for pretty much everything. But not Homestuck yet, it would seem. HOW ODD. I propose we set one up immediately. This instant. Right now. Right here.

The Rules
Simple. Just post something, most likely humorous and not serious, that you do, even just in your imagination, as a fan of Homestuck. For example? "You know you're a Homestuck when you cosplay as your patron". Get it? Ja? Then let's go!

I'll start, then.
Ya know you're a Homestuck when you actively participate in the 'Sink or Sail?' game, ehehe...

[fawkes.]

You know you'r Homestuck when you are playing an cardgame with very old people :3

[SorrelDemon]

You know you're a Homestuck when...

...you always refer people's parents as their lusus.