The Corrupted Wish Game

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Here's how to play, first read the wish above you, next, find a way to make that same wish backfire horribly and hilariously (and possibly unrealistically). The first person to make a wish that nobody can corrupt wins and we start a new round.


Want an example?
Pam: I wish I was a wolf
Bob: Aliens swoon to Earth, and find a lower life species, your pack is attacked, and the aliens take your DNA and use it for evil.
I wish I had a hot taco.

Etc.

Rules:
No text Talk,
No posting twice in a row,
Be nice.

Now to start us off.
I wish I lived near the Beach. [ This is easy ]

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Your house will be crushed by Godzilla at an undisclosed time.

I wish I wasn't tired.

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You are never tired ever again, and lay awake all night every night like an innsomniac waiting for day to come, making night boring and tortorous.

I wish I could finish my book.