The Corrupted Wish [Game

[☪ℓυηαя∂яσρ☪]

Here's how to play, first read the wish above you, next, find a way to make that same wish backfire horribly and hilariously. The first person to make a wish that nobody can corrupt, they win the round.


Want an example?
Pam: I wish I was a wolf
Bob: Aliens swoon to Earth, and find a lower life species, your pack is attacked, and the aliens take your DNA and use it for evil.
I wish I had a hot taco.

Etc.

Rules:
No swearing,
No text Talk, I CANT READ IT,
No posting twice in a row,
Be nice.

Now to start us off.

I wish I lived near the Beach. [ This is easy ]

[Steph-La]

Oohh, I wanna play!

Living near the beach. One day, there's a flood AND a volcano, and you end up getting stuck right where you are, and are encased in history forever, in a piece of lava from the volcano, washed out to sea.

I wish I had feathered wings.

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It starts to rain as your flying, your wings feel heavy, so you fall into the ocean.
[ Hehe.. ]

I wish I bred the best dog the world has ever known.

[Steph-La]

(O.O oooh, sad fate...)

You bred the best dog, it was super smart, and then one day it learned so much that it turned on you, and created a massive weapon that accidentally destroyed the whole earth...

I wish I could teleport.

[☪ℓυηαя∂яσρ☪]

Oh, your good...

You try to teleport home from work, but due to radiation in the area, you end upin a jail cell. And you cant get out.

I wish I could read minds.

[Steph-La]

XD you're good too.

And so one day you're wandering around downtown, and randomly reading the minds around you...when all of a sudden all your innocence is corrupted due to the thoughts of the guy standing over there on the corner...

I wish I had an "A" in math class.

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(Oh, that hadn't crossed my mind, I though I'd read so many minds at once, my head would explode or something. )

You get an A, but then, you try to do as well inyour other classes, so you get buried with Homework, Projects, and Extra credit.

[Your wish is your demise..]

I wish I could breathe Underwater

[Steph-La]

Ahahaha, lol... ^_^

But if you were to breathe underwater, you'd have to have gills of some sort, and therefore it'd be rather difficult to do a lot of excersises on land since breathing would be harder. Your lungs would explode or something...

*edit-forgot a wish*
I wish I had a subway sandwich right now...

[Mah Wolfie]

You eat the subway sandwich, but someone talks to you and you start to chock and die

I wish I was.. .IMORTALL! ;]

[tigerwolf]

granted but you are forced to marry edward cullen.

i wish it would stop being... cloudy and start being SUNNY!!