"A good relationship is a lot like a car. If you want it to work smoothly, you gotta put a lot of work into it, and have the right tools." -MacGyver
"I learned something a long time ago: never laugh at what you don't know." - MacGyver
"Hi. MacGyver here. When you hear the beep, let me know what's on your mind." - MacGyver's answering machine
"Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it." -MacGyver's answering machine [my favorite X3]
"Hi, this is not MacGyver , so obviously you've reached the wrong number. But if you need to leave a message you can do so after the tone." - MacGvyer's answer machine
"Friendship is something I don't take lightly. It's too hard to come by. " -MacGyver
"Everybody makes mistakes once in a while. The trick is learning to live with it." - MacGyver































