I hate it when... (NEW RULE)

[Zah'raji]

Okay, so this is a game. Here's how it goes :
Someone types something random like ' I hate when smurfs majestically ride my chicken into the sunset because my goat is too fast.
And then the next person types something random on the topic of one of the key words the above user said.
Example:
Person 1: ' I hate when smurfs majestically ride my chicken into the sunset because my goat is too fast.'

Person 2: 'I hate when my chicken's pet goat eats my bird cage'

RULES:
1) No spam!
2) It must start with 'I hate when'
3) The topic word must be a key word! DO NOT use words like 'It, was, your. Example: I hate when my lightbulb falls in my soup: Use words like: Lightbulb, soup. And those are your only options for a 'I hate when topic' No topic words like: I, my, falls, in, my.
4) You may chat to each other but could you put chat in brackets please?
Edit** New rule : If someone doesn't have 'I hate it when' as their first words ignore them and lead off from the last post that had 'I hate it when' as the first words, Mkay?

Lets start!

I hate when Dumbledore doesn't let me use his beard to swing over a lake of crocodiles.

[Starless Eyes]

I hate it when crocodiles look like their smiling..... Even though they are evil

[Zah'raji]

I hate it when evil vases kill my Neopet.

[Starless Eyes]

I hate it when neopets don't have iPad apps

[Zah'raji]

I hate it when Ipads keep drinking my lemonade.

[Starless Eyes]

I hate it when lemonade is yellow... It makes me need to Pee

[Zah'raji]

I hate it when I dream that I'm peeing in the toilet then I go in my sleep. (haven't done it since i was 6 tho ahah)

[Starless Eyes]

Same.. I hate it when my dreams make no sense, then they don't have Sebby

[Zah'raji]

I hate is when I don't know who Sebby is D:

[Starless Eyes]

I hate it when people don't watch animes...