Kill the Ant Game

[DiopsideDove]

the ant makes a comical cartoon splat noise, goes flat like a pancake, and then pops back into its normal shape and crawls away unharmed.

I drop the ant into a pool of lava

[Riot Lord]

The ant swims in it as if it was water

I eat the ant

[Cherry.]

The ant is protected by the magic school bus

I cause an avalanche to crush the ant

[mcr]

it seems the ant was in an underground bunker...
i put the ant in a microwave.

[grey matter]

Ants are immune to microwaves, brother.

I'm gonna befriend the ant, then betray it!

[Zorion]

the ant had the same plan - it betrays you first, and escapes in the dead of night.

i feed the ant to a fish, and then feed the fish to an orca!

[Guest]

i stop it before the fish goes to the orca and grab the ant

i throw the ant at the sun

[XX_naturalblue_XX]

the ant manages to defy the suns gravity and bounce back to earth

i run over the ant with a semi truck

[ElloJelloMelloFello]

The ant was far too strong for the truck, and the truck splits all the way down the middle.

I admire the ant and ask for mercy.

[RainWingThing]

The ant does not grant you mercy, none of us are spared.

I pour bleach on the ant