How will the person above you die?

[catdoq]

A tornado shreds you to bits and a dog eats your shredded bits.

[ihaslolcat]

A horde of zombies break in, attack you and eat your brains while you're distracted on CS

[catdoq]

My fursona bites you and you get rabies and the mad townsfolk come with their pitchforks and knock on your door and you hide in the meat celor and freeze to death, then they find you and cook you and eat you.

[Starlight311]

A horde of evil man-eating kittens stalk you for a year, terrifying you out of your wits, until they corner you and make your death long and tortured.

[catdoq]

My friend jessica talks you to death

[Chara Dreemurr]

A mutant comes and eats your body parts one by one...

[catdoq]

My remains blow up and hit you in the face, giving you face damage and killing you 4 weeks later

[Memories]

The ninjas take a liking to you 'cause you support them in your sig and invite you to join their secret order, then kill you three days later.

[Starlight311]

The ninjas find out that you broke their cover and they kill you right after you read the bottom of this post
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Sweet dreams! *bonk*

[The Owl]

Oh mai, you got carried off by a giant owl D: