What If...? Original

[Small Child]

I would probably strangle you until you spat it out.
What if you turned into a fairy?

[.Fish.]

What is this! I will not be like this *EXPLODES*
What if you go to meet your favorite character from any book/comic/movie/TV show/etc./etc.

[Small Child]

I WOULD DIE IF I MET HOLLY HOLLIDAY.
What if you turned into a llama.

[Toasty_212]

I would spit on you. XP

What if we switched bodies?

[MO(PleaseDelete)]

I would take you out and put you in a jar, leaving me to switch between the two bodies as I please. I'd basically be a shapeshifter. *nods seriously*

What if... a peanut suddenly came to life and became your best friend out of all the nuts and then your best friend out of all the humans ate that peanut?

[Toasty_212]

....
It's not too late!! I'd squeeze my friend to save my peanut friend! X3

What if a clown walked up to your door and asked to stay for the night?

[Leaf.]

I would scream. Clowns are evil!

What if you were suddenly the main character in one of your favourite books.

[MO(PleaseDelete)]

I'm screwed. ._.

What if... a jellyfish and a jellybean suddenly mutated making a jellyfishbean?

[Toasty_212]

^Hehe love your questions^
I would eat it. Yes, it stings but it's a JELLYBEAN :T

What if I stole and ate all your food :T

[Goddess Sword]

I would be sad because I had Reeses ono

What if you were trapped in a highschool freshmen's flash game where all the outcomes lead to your death?