Post something random!

[enomoto]

i once met a joltik at a bar... However it shocked me and i used my armageddon powers to squish it... whoops poor joltik...

[Bugs]

I I the one and only, just flushed my homework down the loo!

[love8188]

worker:he gose it move
boss:runs over"no,stay there"2 secons later"now come with me"

[Pirate Spawn]

say what now, you're a baby, that's amazing. I've never heard of one before.

[love8188]

me?
i'm dishonest,and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
honestly.
it's the honest ones you what to wach out for,beacase you can never predict when thay are going to do something incredibly...
STUPID!

[Bugs]

I sucked a lemon. It was sour. I shall never do it again. Ever. Ever. Again.

[holy smokes!]

I really want cookies right now.I wonder if there's a cookie man,like The Muffin Man?Maybe it's his awkward younger brother.Hm.
Anyway,I need The Cookie Man.HE SHALL GIVE ME COOKIES.NAO!

[Bugs]

i am three not. i am a banana not. i am not using capitals true.

[mikami]

Batman has a taco with hot sauce and beefsteak on it! TOMATO!

[Permasnow]

superman is a icecream!