Corrupt A Wish

[montmorency]

Granted, but they were too much like you and they died somehow.

I wish I could teleport.

[saintesque]

granted, but your teleportation only leads to one place: the bathroom.

i wish i could be more poetic.

[cactuslion]

Granted but then you speak in nothing but rhymes

I wish i could speak to animals

[xercesblue]

Granted, but you find out they hate your very much.

*hurt feelings XD*



I wish that I could make my friend's multiplayer minecraft world work so I can actually play it.

[that would be so funny if it's corrupted like this "a million creepers blow up your town" xD]

[kidcandy]

granted, but a hacker screws around with the server, causing no one to play.

i wish i had enough money to get a soda every day.

[SklarmaDakflam]

Granted, but nobody sells soda anymore. And the stock market crashes, so that money is worthless.

I wish pokemon were real.

[Sethh]

Granted but they all eat you because they hate living.

I wish I had chips.

[astar]

Granted, but they've been stale for a couple of years.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[.sherlock.holmes.]

Granted but you never stop being busy.


I wish I could meet R5 again so that it won't be awkward...xD

[Be～Happy<3]

Granted, but you never have the chance to meet them, again, after that.

I wish I could be a popular YouTuber. :3