Corrupt A Wish

[Crow.]

Granted, but you won't be able to go anywhere because your pink.

I wish I was the wind.

[CorvusSchnee]

Granted, but now you must endure every scent there is. EVERY scent. The good and the bad, the mouth-watering and the tear-bringing.

I wish everybody in the world was half-pokémon.

[my sweet piano]

Granted, but you have to be half-Ditto.

I wish I was green. XD

[CoolComrade]

(I don't think being half ditto would be so bad, I mean, you could turn into any half pokemon)

Granted, but everybody decides to hate green and lock you up in a cellar.

I wish I could never get hypothermia or hyperthermia

[SklarmaDakflam]

Granted, but you die the next day from the common cold.
I wish that the weather wasn't so bipolar.

[detective who.]

Granted, but now it is horribly hot and humid all the time.

I wish I had a soda.

[SklarmaDakflam]

Granted, but there are bees in it.
I wish I could fly.

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but you can only go up and never down.

I wish I had McDonald's french-fries (Insect Free ;P)

[detective who.]

Granted, but they're hard and aren't salty.

I wish I had more time and less school work.

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but you have to spend 9/10ths of that time playing video games with your sibling (if you have one)

I wish I had chicken (You may interpret that however you wish)