Corrupt A Wish

[UltimateKitty]

Granted, but you can only become a worm.

I wish pokemon were real :D

[explosive mind]

granted, but you can only turn into an ant, and then you get squished.

granted, but they kill everyone and run rampage, and everyone blames you.

i wish i didn't have to pee so bad.

[survira]

granted, but youll pee in a public bathroom with other people and you wouldnt realize youre gassy and then you fart loudly and everyone laughs

i wish my cat would stop biting me.

[GenericGadget]

Granted but your cat will run away

I wish winter break would last forever.

[~Razzle~]

Granted, but you no longer have an education and can't get a job.

I wish to pass my dance midterm.

[connoisseur]

Granted but you brake your leg right after.
I wish there wasn't any school tomorrow.

[Andrew Yang]

granted, but expect for tomorrow, you have school every single day of your life.

i wish i didnt have homework

[dewypower]

Granted, but you have a mean teacher that piles up work every day.

I wish I woke up later today.

[~Razzle~]

Granted, but you wake up early (as in 4am) every day of your life, and can't go back to sleep.

I wish I had some toast.

[PrizmPaws]

Granted but its burnt and you're cursed to eat only burnt toast.

I wish I could finally find a shiny Pokémon. A Scolipede would be nice.