Corrupt A Wish

[Pear]

Granted, but you are overactive and have to take a break because exercising way too much is bad for you.

I wish that we had dragons and magic n stuff in our world.

[Pyromaniacal]

Granted, but the only person authorized to use magic and visit dragons is a bratty three-year-old who doesn't want it.

I wish I had a bigger house.

[guilttripping]

Granted but your mum decides it will be a great homeless shelter!
I wish for a cloud.

[Scrungo]

granted but it turns into undrinkable water the moment you get it
i wish for the Nintedno WFC to come back for wii and ds

[Pyromaniacal]

Granted but it's so expensive only billionaires can buy it.

I wish for a can of soup.

[25Sky_]

Granted, but you're unable to open the can.

I wish to stop procrastinating.

[vicasterology]

Granted, but then you get so productive you collapse... over a cliff

I wish for all the cockroaches in the world to die

[connoisseur]

granted but now spiders are a super bug race.
I wish I didn't have a science fair project due.

[Everlasting Tea]

Granted: But they give you a math project that's due that same day.
I wish that I could turn into a wolf at will.

[sweet tooth]

Granted, some wolf hunter sees you as a wolf and shoots you.
i wish my signature was finished faster