Corrupt A Wish

[.sherlock.holmes.]

Granted but all they do is complain and you get annoyed.

I wish I could date Niall Horan

[kippy!]

Granted!
Sadly, you discover along the way that he's a huge jerk and has no respect for you or others.

I wish to complete these signature orders soon.

[MelinaSun]

Granted but you mixed up all the orders
I wish i could talk to animals

[kippy!]

Granted, but, unfortunately, all they seem to talk about are awful things, they make fun of people and sing annoying songs all day.

I wish to have a tasty sandwich.

[Starlovex]

Granted, but your pet dog stole it.

I wish I could have wings to fly!

[Ardere]

Granted, but the birds become jealous and tear the to pieces.

I wish I could go to RhythmNVines(Big 4day concert.)

[Chiley]

Granted, but your transportation broke down along the way and it turns out you missed... everything. (I know how you feel though. Concerts. Bleh.)

I wish I had a lot more currency in my game.

[CarrotsEatChu]

Granted, but the makers think you hacked the game and banned you forever.

I wish my floor was made out of water.

[tyrannical]

granted ,but it dried out =P


i wish that my chips will never run out (saving money) and they are so good

[purpledomino]

Granted. But the company recalls them and you get sick from eating them.

I wish I should play an instrument