Corrupt A Wish

[CodyC]

You get eaten and it hurts

I wish the world was perfect

[CorvusSchnee]

Granted, but the world is now a boring and dismal place where nothing exciting ever happens and nobody is truly free to make their own choices.


I wish I was the next incarnation of Link from the Legend of Zelda.

[candyninja101]

Granted! but Ganon kills you for being unskilled enough to kill him.

I wish that i had unlimited internet.

[CodyC]

Granted but the only thing you can browse is a trash monsters facebook

I wish I was rich with out anything going wrong

[Meep_Moop]

Granted, but you're rich like a cup of coffee, not like a banker.

I wish one person on earth turns into a cow.

[CodyC]

Granted but that person is you

I wish my life was perfect

[Meep_Moop]

Granted, but your life is perfect... In the eyes of a convicted felon.

I wish I could touch the sky.

[CodyC]

Granted but the sky is -100 degrees and you freeze

I wish I knew everything

[FallenDreams]

Granted, but you find out there are a lot of things you would have rather not have known.

I wish I had a puppy

[thou art I]

granted, but it was very aggresive and it ate you alive and everyone you loved.

i wished i had something to wish for.