Corrupt A Wish

[viridis.caninus]

granted, but you enter a vicious cycle of constantly wishing for more wishes out of greed. eventually, the world runs out of wishes, and people who can no longer have wishes will rebel against you - the new wish tycoon.

i wish christmas season would just be over with!

[candyninja101]

Granted! but now Christmas never exists.

I wish for a dragon egg.

[bunni.]

Granted. The sky gives you a dragon egg. It drops on top of you and bam you are squashed dead.

I want a real-life pet.

[CarrotsEatChu]

; granted, but the pet drowns you in pee


; I wish I had an ulimited supply of pizza

[candyninja101]

Granted! but the pizza is hungry and wants to eat you!

I wish I had a pink lama.

[CorvusSchnee]

Granted, but it spits a lot and you eventually decide to get rid of it.


I wish I had the power to literally place myself into any anime of my choice.

[Meep_Moop]

Granted, but you would never fit in and all of the characters would see you as an obstacle.

I wish I had a quarter.

[CodyC]

The quarter is covered in a deadly bacteria

I wish I had a drivers license

[sweet n sorrow]

Granted, but you got a ticket for speeding and lost it

I wish for world peace

[CodyC]

Granted' America falls and every country dies

I wish for a million clean dollars in a fire proof safe