Corrupt A Wish

[Elywin]

Granted, but then there was a mass extinction, and well... now they're not even on the endangered list.
I wish that I were in the Maze in the Maze Runner with all the gladers.

[purpledomino]

Granted. But no one acknowledges your existence.
I wish dodo birds are still a specie

[saintesque]

errrm...granted, but they still are extinct C:
i wish i could fly

[melonzz]

wish?

I wish my room would magically clean itself

[Sethh]

It cleans itself and cleans so much it tries to clean you, so you live your life on the run from your room.

I wish I had a glass of water.

[saintesque]

[ack sorry xc forgot]
granted, but your parents order you to clean the entire house, including roof, with a toothbrush.

granted, but your glass of water is actually a glass made of water
i wish i knew everything about the world.

[Sethh]

granted but so much knowledge at once explodes your mind.

I wish i had a good phone

[cactuslion]

Granted, but then it explodes splatting goo every where

I wish i could shape shift into any animal!

[melonzz]

granted, but you shift into a deer and a pack of wolves hunt you down (lol sorry)

i wish to do more-than-decent on the test tomorrow

[saintesque]

granted, but more-than-decent counted as less-than-proficient

i wish i could read people's emotions well