Corrupt A Wish

[sweet tooth]

granted, It cant fit anywhere because it cant fold

I wish i got ORAS right now >.>

[lizard witchdoctor]

Granted, but its used and all the trainer has is Sunkern and Magikarp, and there's no known way to erase saved data.


I wish that I had a puppy.

[Wolf Prints]

Granted, but the puppy is Cujo...

I wish i was able to do better on my schoolwork...

[sweet tooth]

Granted, you can't focus in class, making your wish invalid


I wish I was smart enough to skip school and not have to work

[montmorency]

But when you didn't work, you got fat o3o

I wish I had a cat right now.

[clastlog]

Granted, but it jumped out your window.

I wish I had some food.

[d a t a ;]

Granted, but it's school cafeteria food.

I wish I was better at writing essays.

[montmorency]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to pay attention, so you don't know your essay topic.

I wish I could be a zookeeper c:

[notdura]

Granted, but the animals escape and hurt you. You end up losing one leg

I wish school wasn't as stressing.

[sweet tooth]

Granted, theres no stress, so they don't stress you to do work, you don't do work, BOOM you get Fs

I wish I could not got to daycare all day long and just be home by myself >.>