Corrupt A Wish

[quietude]

granted. but it's so rare you won't ever get any.

i wish that i had a whale

[d.va]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could marry Bill Cipher.

[clastlog]

Granted but you forget.

I wish for a bowl of raspberries.

[mowmow7]

granted, BUT a freakin adorable rabbit comes and eats dem muwahahahahaha!

I wish i could dance on your head.

[Penndragon]

Granted! Now you're covered in blood and entrails.

I wish people could send me fair trades that I could accept.

[serl]

Granted,but they go for your top favorites and special ones


I wish you didn't corrupt my wish.

[d a t a ;]

Granted, but now you're allergic to poison ivy. .-.

I wish I had a bunny.

[Livini]

Granted, but it is the evil and aggressive bunny from Monty Python who kills people.

I wish I felt more awake in the mornings (not that it's morning when I'm writing this, but still).

[BulletRain]

Granted, but you could never see the sun set, as you would be too tired

I wish I could get all my dreamies

[lizard witchdoctor]

Granted, but you were scammed and they were taken away.


I wish I could buy a 2DS.