Corrupt A Wish

[QUITTING WAHH]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I could have a tamed pet bull that wouldn't kill me or cause any trouble or ever die.

[TranquilKitty]

Granted. Unfortunately, its inability to die leads to it being eaten alive. Its spirit still lingers in the bellies of a bear, some rats, and a few foxes.

I wish for a banana

[Scarlett;]

Granted, but you fund upon peeling the peel off that there is not a banana under the skin, but a cucumber.

I wish for one of those tiny houses you see pictures of on Tumblr.

[candee1501]

Granted but you couldn't afford it and got evicted

I wish i didnt need to eat

[WenDipper]

Granted, but now you CAN'T eat, even your favorite foods.

I wish for world peace!

[DragonShadow]

Granted, but now the world is boring.

I wish school didn't exist.

[TranquilKitty]

Granted, but now you can no longer receive permits or certification for any careers or even to drive.

I wish that Stella could find the fly.

[smile3933]

GRANTED! but the fly just died...

I wish everyone was immortal!

[~~FoxLover~~]

Granted, but as you get older you turn orange.

I wish I had a pet lion named Simba.

[TranquilKitty]

Granted. Not only can it not remember its name, but it also likes to chew up everything. Seems it prefers to chew up doors and table legs.

I wish I could know what this stuff on the alligator's jaw is