Corrupt A Wish

[Reinhardt Wilhelm]

Granted, but now he plays very scary spooky horror movies in the background 24 hours a day and forces you to watch them.

I wish I could stop wasting my money on things I won't ever use.

[TranquilKitty]

Granted. Now you waste money on things your SO or best friend will never use.

Wish I had a toaster that toasted things sideways.

[Princess Porcelain]

Granted, but it explodes the first day you have it.

I wish I had the guts to actually call my crush up and talk to him instead of just texting...

[Wolf Prints]

Granted, but he is already dating someone else.
I wish I were already certified for hippotherapy.... (Therapy with horses)

[gallifrey falls.]

Granted, but the horse bucks you off each time you ride!
I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[vaska]

Granted, but you in exchange loose your voice.

I wish I could roleplay more;

[saintesque]

granted, but i took this literally and you could only roleplay a character named more;

i wish every game on steam was free for me.

[higurashi]

Granted, but everything else you buy anywhere is double the price.

I wish I could make fish from my hands.

[Invader Scum]

Granted, but you transform into a bear

I wish I can drive~

[Wyverncult]

Granted, but you can only drive a tricycle.


I wish Envy was real.