Corrupt A Wish

[Penndragon]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish I never had to do homework again and my grades would never suffer.

[Cardinal.]

Granted - but now everyone hates you.

I wish I understood physics.

[britneyrox]

granted, but now you understand physics so well that it keeps you up at night. you cannot stop thinking of physics.

i wish my boyfriend lived closer to me.

[Cardinal.]

Granted but now he lives under your bed and watches you sleep.

I wish I didn't have to do maths.

[TranquilKitty]

Granted, but it costs a ton to have someone else do it for you. Mostly because they're overcharging since you don't want to do math.

Wish Stella would hush for a bit

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but she must eternally remain silent.
I wish I could be home and talking to my friends on the phone

[Elix]

Granted,but your phone broke becuase you cald to much

I wish i could fly

[CupofJello]

Granted, but you can only fly when there's a thunderstorm where you are.

I wish I could go to California.

[Be～Happy<3]

Granted but there's a horrid drought occurring when you go.

I wish I could travel the world <3

[CupofJello]

Granted, but everywhere you travel you somehow break all your bones.

I wish to be immortal.