Corrupt A Wish

[kierran.]

Granted, but now you have arthritis.

I wish I was allowed to hang out this weekend ;-;

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but your hanging out on the edge of a cliff.
I wish I didn't forget to wear my red bracelet with my outfit today.

[Sixbane]

Granted;but your outfit is instead a giant poofy clown costume

I wish I had time to play video games instead of sit around doing homework.

[ciitruus]

granted, but everyone thinks the red bracelet is stupid.
I wish I had a really pretty outfit for tomorrow.

[Zimerick]

Granted;but your outfit is instead a giant poofy clown costume

I wish I had time to play video games instead of sit around doing homework.

Granted; but you have to play the Hannah Montana the Movie Video Game for the rest of the night.

I wish I knew how to cook without burning stuff ;n;

[ciitruus]

Granted, but the food falls on the floor and burns your house down.
I wish people would stop bullying

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but everyone wouldn't be able to speak.
I wish I was a good driver.

[ciitruus]

granted, but you're such a good driver that you yell at everyone to stop texting that you wreck your car.
I wish I had better inspirations

[Be～Happy<3]

Granted, but everyone else is a horrible driver, making it impossible for you to drive on the road without getting into a wreck.

Granted, but you only have 5 minutes of that better inspiration

I wish I had some food...

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but its the one food you hate.
I wish I was faster.