Corrupt A Wish

[aizome]

granted, but it it disappears after 1 day.

i wish i could sing high notes.

[Kyar]

Granted - but you can't talk anymore. You have to sing everything in high notes.

I wish I had a job where naps were allowed.

[Fading Dreams]

Granted- But you can never wake up form a nap.

I wish I had a fluffy panda.

[my sweet piano]

Granted, but it's evil and wants to eat you.

I wish that I'd get all trades accepted

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but then all of your pets disappear.
I wish I had longer hair.

[aizome]

granted, but then it gets all tangled and matted and you have to cut it all off.

i wish i could travel the world for free.

[caesou]

Granted, but a secret agent finds out and reports you to the police.

I wish there was no sickness in the world.

[Pasa Fino]

granted, but then every lived in isolation.
I wish my sister played CS

[Strudel]

She plays, but steals your account to do it.

I wish I had a blue merle shelties

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but as soon as you get her she gets mange, and all of her beautiful blue fur falls out.
I wish I didn't have scoliosis.